PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a carto